while looking for a movie trailer online

“Where is it, Rotten Tomatoes?”
“No, I found the link on Twitter.”
“Ohh. I don’t know how to Twitter. I don’t twit. Does one twit?”
“One tweets.”
“Oh. Why isn’t it twit?”
“Because ‘to twitter’ is a verb.”
“And why can’t it be twit?”
“Because…I dunno, it’s not a verb. It’s tweet. One tweets.”
“And is one who tweets a twit?”
“…Yes.”

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