(Spoilers, I guess, for the rest of the series.)
Kevin: “So who wins at the end?”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Kevin: “I mean which guy does she pick?”
Kevin: “What happens to the other guy?”
Me: “Oh, he falls in love with their just-born daughter.”
Kevin: “Oh, that’s right.”
In the words of Cleolinda, Twilight means never having to say you’re kidding.