after seeing a Twilight commercial

(Spoilers, I guess, for the rest of the series.)

Kevin: “So who wins at the end?”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Kevin: “I mean which guy does she pick?”
Me: “Edward.”
Kevin: “What happens to the other guy?”
Me: “Oh, he falls in love with their just-born daughter.”
Kevin: “Oh, that’s right.”

In the words of Cleolinda, Twilight means never having to say you’re kidding.

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2 thoughts on “after seeing a Twilight commercial

    • Yup. She marries the vampire, they have a baby who ages freakishly quickly, and the werewolf falls in love with her/develops this lifebond thing with her as soon as she’s born. Twu wuv.

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