Kevin and I have been watching a lot of Top Gear. A lot of Top Gear. We love it, but the Britspeak for the car parts drives Kevin up a wall (no pun intended). So when we flipped through the latest issue of Road & Track, I decided to play a little game.
“What’s the horsepower? That’s pretty much the only thing I get.”
“Oh, wow. Haha, hey, how many torques does it have?”
Of course he knew what I was doing. “…How much. Torque. Does it have.”
“And how does the bonnet look?”
“Can you fit anything in the boot?”
“Okay, this magazine is no longer interesting.”