cat, you are stupid

Cat: “FEED ME.”

Me: “No, you didn’t finish your dinner.”

Cat: “FEED ME.”

Me: “NO.”

Cat: “FEED ME.”

Me: “NO.

Cat: “FEED ME.”

Me: “NO, GO FINISH YOUR G$#%&@( FOOD.”

Two hours later…

Cat: “I FINISHED IT.”

Me: “Okay, good, here’s your breakfast.”

Cat: *wolfs it down*

Cat: *throws up*

Me: “%(!&#$ CAT YOU ARE AN IDIOT.”

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One thought on “cat, you are stupid

  1. I had a cat from an animal shelter, and there he was obviously used to wolfing down food, otherwise he wouldn’t get any. So when I adopted him, he used to gorge himself and also be sick afterwards, until he realised that the WHOLE bowl of food is his ALONE and he can take his time to eat it.

    Cats may sometimes be stupid, but they can be sooooo cute and funny. And hey, we love them!

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