get tickets to this gun show

Kevin, after hugging me and noticing my biceps: “Whoa, your arms! Have you been doing stuff?”

Me: “Not really – it might be from the bookstore. I’ve always had kinda good arms, though.”

“No, not like this you haven’t.”

“Okay, then it’s the bookstore.”

“Yeah, these are like…Michelle Obama arms.”

“Awesome! Are they what’s-her-face from Terminator arms?”

“Who?”

“Linda Hamilton. Terminator 2.”

“Oh no, those are scary arms.”

“What?! They’re AWESOME arms.  I want those arms.”

“Nah, yours are good enough.”

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