(INT. Bedroom, sunny morning. BLAKE (Anthony Mackie) saunters towards his fiancee’s bed. Only his muscular legs are visible. Pan up to reveal his black boxer briefs. He’s shirtless, natch. Also he’s carrying a tray full of food.)
BLAKE: Morning, baby. Brought you breakfast.
(His girlfriend, MIA (Natalie Dormer), an Air Force pilot, rolls over and smiles. Her hair is messy and she’s not wearing makeup, because she just woke up. Also she’s wearing her old college soccer T-shirt.)
MIA: Thanks, baby.
(BLAKE, still shirtless, tries to pour the tea but is interrupted by a gigantic explosion outside.)
MIA and BLAKE: What the!
(MIA leaps out of bed, simultaneously grabbing her jeans and her cell phone. There’s another huge explosion. BLAKE is still frozen on the bed, and shirtless, looking like he isn’t sure what to do. MIA quickly gets dressed while making a phone call.)
MIA: Major Austin, it’s me. Is it them?
(CUT to MAJOR AUSTIN (Daniel Craig), striding along a runway while pilots run to their jets in the background.)
AUSTIN: It’s them. How soon can you get here, Captain?
(MIA hangs up. She’s changed into a Wonder Woman T-shirt and black leather jacket. Her hair is now in a ponytail and she’s put on mascara and a little concealer because she wants to look good while saving the world, but not that good, come on now. Priorities.)
MIA (to BLAKE): I need to borrow your car.
(EXT. Seattle apartment building, same. MIA and BLAKE hurry down the sidewalk towards where BLAKE’s yellow Camaro is parked. Columns of smoke and fire roil in the background. Panicking pedestrians run everywhere. BLAKE is now wearing tight jeans and a tight black T-shirt and he’s practically jogging to keep up with MIA’s determined stride.)
BLAKE: Seriously, baby, I’m happy to drive you. It’s not like I’m gonna be going into work today.
MIA: And I appreciate it, baby, but I’m just not going to be able to focus on doing my job as long as you’re in danger. You need to get out of here!
BLAKE: But -
(Before they can argue more, BLAKE’s Camaro suddenly transforms into BUMBLEBEE.)
MIA: I assume you didn’t know it did that?
BLAKE: I definitely didn’t know it did that.
BUMBLEBEE (waving): Blrglrp!
(MIA’s phone rings – it’s MAJOR AUSTIN. She answers and winces because all she can hear over the line is more explosions.)
MIA: Major? What the hell is that?
(EXT. Airbase. AUSTIN is running while STARSCREAM demolishes jets in the background.)
AUSTIN: We’re compromised! This base is being annihilated! Mia –
(He’s interrupted by a nearby explosion which flings him off his feet and impales him with shrapnel. But he manages to keep his grip on the phone, and he brings it back to his mouth, his hands shaking.)
AUSTIN (weakly): Mia…you have to get…to…Omega Base. You’re…our only hope now…Major.
(He dies. Cut back to MIA, who resolutely hangs up.)
MIA: Sorry, baby, but now I definitely have to drive.